Er kotzte wie ein Reiher

Apparently, the title of this post means "He puked his guts up" in German. As I don't speak German, I can't verify this as true, but the internet told me so. It's part of the translations provided as a courtesy by the German government to the British people who will be attending a large soccer tournament there. I'm not lying to you.

Who needs a massive Christmas lights display that is sychronized to a rock-athem by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? You do! Quick, steal this idea before your neighbor does! Really, I'll bet the people who live across the street from this guy feel like chumps!